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1, county secretary to catch the car, county secretary could not help but reach out and touch the snow-white thighs. County secretary asked: Do you remember the Selected Works of Deng p. 216, paragraph 7 says anything? County blushed, and hurried to stop. After returning home, can not wait to turn Deng county election p. 216, paragraph 7, saw written above: bolder bigger again, the pace again ... ... County Paitui quickly shouted: OMG , the number of theoretical knowledge is not forced to lose the opportunity to ah! Comrades, we must learn the business ah! ! !

2, nuns take the priest's car, the way the priest laid his hand on the thigh white nuns, nuns smile on the priest said: Do you remember the Bible says 129 is? Father's hands off the blush. back Father hurried home to open the Bible, 129, see above reads: \/ p>

3, male and female colleagues go for a drive, parking intimacy, by the police investigation,
Q M: your car?
A: Units.
asked: She is your wife?
A: The unit is.
Police sigh: \

4, a woman Xiaye Ban, a man followed up to no good,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], cautious fear of women, passing the cemetery, inspiration, on the tomb said: Dad, I'm back, open the door ah. Men's big fear, Wawataijiao flee. Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave sound gloomy: girl, you have forgotten his key ah. Women's horror, and wah-wah flee. Then drilled a Tomb from the grave and said: by the delay of my work, scared you! Tomb of the Carter, found next to an old man holding the chisel a tombstone is curious, and asked the old man said angrily, hell, they put my name on the wrong ... ... the great fear of grave robbers, cockroaches with flee. Old man sneer: \hand, the old man is surprised and suddenly a voice said: \Old crap out, rolling down a hill! Then climbed out of a garbage collector from the grass, \willing to see his aging mother today, how come? \meeting rooms can not tell you not to open out, this place every time.

the second half of the work plan
5,2008
2008 will have passed the first half of the past half year there are many problems working in groups, for which targeted the second half of the work plan for 2008 to each group of friends to do the following work: in the second half, we have to close rooted in the group, hold high the \all you know, laid to rest, \To fundamentally change \Message to have new ideas, new ideas for irrigation, boasting breakthroughs, bickering have a new situation! Adhere to the \Mutual promotion and common development, so that we base on a sustainable development path. At the same time resolutely implement the new ideas:
1, money is not the problem, the problem is money.
2, diamond is forever, one to bankruptcy.
3, water boat, also porridge.
4, Oh my god, except one male and one female.
5, the fire tries gold, gold can try a woman, a woman can try man.
6, burning incense is not necessarily a monk, and may be the panda.
content within the group who hope to seriously study, understand the spirit, carry forward a copy to earnestly study and implement the various groups. Wen Jiabao, acting as if people across the country said he was good! When doing business, such as Chen cursor, save their own expense, high moral character! Wong Lo Kat while drinking beverages, the number of donors affected the first! When the study of Chinese-made floor, Long Shong, excluding profit good quality! RT-Mart shopping go to the Taiwan Strait is a! Teachers should learn Tan ages, with open wings nursing students! Two dollars a glass of Coke, KFC sold in six yuan. A potato into strips, made of French fries and seven dollars. Two pieces of bread a piece of meat, sandwiched into a hamburger sold in dollars? Foreign money is not small, the number of earthquakes make donations? Nanzhuan not donate money to China, coming along a little donation. How can a good national enterprises? Trouble under the outcome. Wong Lo Kat unknown, a donation to donate a million. Wake up brothers and sisters, flesh and blood conditions are intricately linked. Food and beverage daily necessities, made worse better than foreign goods. Wong Lo Kat to drink from, do not buy domestic products pro-foreign goods. Sons and daughters of the family,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], national rejuvenation through people. Dear friends a turn, MO vain to be a Chinese national prosperity, by ourselves forward.

6, a woman dressed in Zhengzhou walk the streets late at night, a policeman asked: \of? \\\

7, Wang through a villa, a used condom fly out the window from the second floor, just out in Wang's face. Wang was angry the door to come to this house forced the door, an old gentleman the door.
Wang: \
old man: \condoms showed the old man
Wang said: \p>

8, one day I saved the Buddha, the Buddha?: I can give you a wish. I am the Buddha: Let me group where all my friends healthy and happy forever! Buddha said: Only four days! I said: well, spring, summer, autumn, winter. Buddha said: three days. I said: Well, yesterday, today and tomorrow. Buddha said: No, for two days. I said: Well, during the day, black day. Buddha said: No, on the day! I said: Yes! Buddha asked: Which day? I said: I base all my friends live in every day! ! Buddha cried the ... ... said: Your group where friends will be healthy and happy everyday! -

9, the Central Organization Department recently issued a notice of inspection cadres at all levels of organization in the future, the main way to play cards. Reasons:
cards play well, that intelligent, refined playing cards, that idea clear,
cards played fine,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], that understand the economy, playing cards are not afraid of bombing, that courageous,
[won Bu Zhisheng, indicating deep shrewdness, losing does not surrender, strong sense of competition.

10, the municipal government to discuss about the ban, \Miss
representative:
Miss: a not steal, do not grab the second and third do not oppose the Communist Party
police chief position: line
Miss: No land, does not account for housing, work as long as a bed -
The Secretary of Homeland
happy to say: good -
Miss: Not a girl, do not birth to a boy, no trouble to the government -
family planning director nod: Yes -
Miss: no noise, no pollution, only occasionally shouting a call
environmental protection bureau, said: call it call it -
Miss: No funds, no loans, engaged in the development of own equipment
Development and Reform Commission: Welcome Welcome -
Miss: laid-off girl, do not cry, employment opportunities on your own -
Social Security Secretary
unable to say: Yes, yes -
Miss: No taxes, no arrears, earn earn less does not matter -
satisfaction of Commissioner of Inland Revenue said: ah valuable valuable -
Miss: No Xianzang, not afraid of tired, stimulating domestic demand, foreign exchange
Secretary of Foreign Trade
thumbs: generous -
Miss: Do not ask for trouble, no nonsense, determined not to third parties -
Federation President
very pleased to say: peace of mind ah -
Miss: not afraid to fight, not afraid of Strickland, who had determined not to say that accompany -
straight discipline secretary nodded: Good, organizations need you

11, children fight divorce, his wife confidently said: \it? who is not who owns the card!?

12, had two ravens in the trees chatting, one male and one female, were talking when suddenly the sheep grazing under the tree died, it would only female crow was surprised to pointing, said: \-

13, employees a day off to the boss, the boss confided: \2 days off a total of 104 days, leaving 261 days of work. you 16 hours a day away from work, 174 days, the remaining 87 days. Every day you spend at least 30 minutes online add up to 23 days a year, left next 64 days. every time you spend 1 hour lunch, and spent 46 days, and 18 days. Usually you 2 days per year sick leave, working hours so that you only 16 days. 5 holidays a year is not closed work, leaving only 11 days. Every year the company also generously give you 10 days vacation, you must register for work one day, and you must be invited to this fucking day off ---- --- died vomiting blood of the staff on the spot -

14, there is a crazy, I do not know where to get a pistol,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], he was walking in a small dark alley. Suddenly encountered a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else on the ground of its security against his head with a gun! Asked: 1 +1 = a few? Frightened young man! Thought for a long time ~ cautious answer: equal to 2 `` `? Neuropathy not hesitate to kill him! Then pull the gun in his arms ~ cold said something: You know too much.

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