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Wysłany: Pią 17:24, 24 Gru 2010
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A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast,
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What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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