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Wysłany: Pią 10:21, 18 Lut 2011
Temat postu: Final Fantasy XIV ESRB Rating Warns Against Puttin
7/28/2010 8:40:29 PM
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I want in the Final Fantasy XIV beta so badly now I can almost taste it. The ESRB listing for the game reads like a menu of things one might find hilarious if they'd for instance, been up all night working on a rather large infographic.
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Here's the full listing:
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I'm going to go preorder two copies. Someone remind me to cancel the extra ones in the morning please.
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