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Not ten minutes laterthree girls walk in-two are attractiveone is fat. My cousin tells me that one of them has been sweating him for months. Which one? "The fat one." I immediately walk over and point out my cousin to Fattyand she almost knocks me and a random girl over to get to him and give him a hug. He gives me a look ofI fucking hate you and hope you immediately die an agonizing death. The rest of the night saw two dramas play out simultaneously: While my cousin tried to fend off the obvious and painful advances of Fattyon my side the two attractive girls were battling to decide which one was going to hook up with me. It wasn't that I was so incredibly charming. The 1st Law of Scarcity was at work; two of them plus one of me equals my desirability increasing substantially. It was awesome. They were being catty bitches to each othereach one trying to monopolize my attention and push the other one out. It was like a bad episode of Elimidate. ApparentlyI didn't have much of a say in the matterbut I was rooting for the short girl; she had the better faceand seemed somewhat intelligent. My cousin saw what was going onknew I liked the s chris paul 3 shoesyilai: ugg boots clearance 201005112111462829aiz |
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