 Wysłany: Czw 14:19, 03 Mar 2011 Temat postu: 男人很难取 |
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| Men Are Hard To Please
男人很难取悦!! The problems with GUYS:男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果�对他好，他说�爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.对他不好，他说�骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely,sale Satchel bags, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果�穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.如果不，他说�是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果�跟他理论，他说�固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果�沉默，他说�没大脑！ If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果�比他聪明，他说那是小聪明 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;如果�不爱他，他想拥有� If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果�爱他，他试着离开�． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 如果�不跟他****，他说�不爱他 If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; 如果�告诉他�的问题，他说�麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.如果不，他说�不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;如果�骂他�好象他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂�，是表示他“关心”� If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果�没有守承诺，�就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;如果�吸烟，�是坏女孩 If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果�考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.如果他考得好，他说是实力,wholesale diamond！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;如果�伤害了他，表示�很残忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害了�，表示�太敏感而且太难取悦！ SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． but if u don't they say u are selfish如果你不寄给他们，他们说�自私．． |
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