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His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
With a frown on his face,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
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A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
Submitted by: Anonymous
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A man is talking to God.
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
The man: "God,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
Submitted by: Freshteh Sadeghi
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Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but when I bring them home to meet my parents,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], my mother doesn't like them."
(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
Submitted by: Jillian H.
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Submitted by: Monirul Hassan
She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
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An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
Submitted by: Willaim Greaves
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A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
Submitted by: Fred
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Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

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