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In the meantime, everyone’s at that party that I mentioned and no one is having a nice time. Serena is mad at Nate for shrieking her a slut on s[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]erphone with Blair, and she saddles her sexual rage to put Nate firmly in his location over his judgey-wudgey complaining about her sexual past. It was a score for girls with reputations everywhere, and she looked excellent act it. Also looking good was Vanessa, who visibly showed up to make Dan uncomfortable with his nomination that she’s “just a friend.” She didn’t see as good as Serena, but who ever does?
Yep, that’s right. He didn’t try to finesse his way into her panties, he just…gave up. I base myself calling BS on a lot of the things in this episode (the fact that Chuck hadn’t already DNA tested his mom and that Blair didn’t support it – WTF?), but nobody more than that event right there. A slightly older guy that’s trying to have sex with a 16-year-old virgin is going to at least pretend to care about her delicate ladyflower long ample to nap with her. Damian is skeezy, he’s not stupid. Also, he’s a 19-year-old lad, he’d be ambitioning to pay her some lip service to have sex.
Of lesson, the allegations are false, and of lesson, his dastardly uncle Jack (who is played, plus a wrong combover and beard, by the same guy who activities Quinn ashore Dexter, which I hadn’t noticed before and it absolutely blew my mind) shows up right when the lawsuit is announced and the protestors start party outdoor of the Empire Hotel.
The only problems are Nate, Damian, and their pesky consciences. Nate takes Jenny out to lunch as maneuvered, but he keeps her engaged dining desserts until long after Damian, in burst out reputation, has rejected Serena’s advances, told her he truly likes Jenny, and left. To increase insult to Little J’s harm, Nate also calls Rufus, who makes the tumble into Manhattan from DUMBO to gather his delinquent descendant.
Serena, however, jumps out of bed and into operation! Now that Blair is diseased with Chuck’s dead mommy issues, she’s bucking to replace her as the scheming teenage queen of the Upper East Side, and it’s not going very well by far. She invites Jenny over for midmorning ice emulsion to talk about her impending de-virgination (which my Mac seems to think is an tangible word, hilarious!), and she waxes supportive over Jenny’s choice but tells her that she hopes that her 1st time had been with a knight in lustrous armor know next to nothing ofmething (BS. Serena wouldn’t be so soppy over it).
With Little J safely tucked into bed, listening to the kicks of the 80s,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Nate begged to Serena for know next to nothing of profession her a skank and Dan apologized to Vanessa for refusing to avow that they’re dating. All was right in the Gossip Girl universe.
Gossip Girl: “I had a lot to drink. I took some of those over-the-counter pills that they started keeping backward the counter recently. And some meth.”
Let’s start with Little J, since it’s her precious virginity on which this episode is predicated. Rufus has tried to put the kibosh on her and Damian by grounding her and only letting her go to school and come straight family,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and I seem to memorize him doing that previously with similar results – once she gets out of the room, she goes wherever she feels like going. Rufus, hear to me – the definition of insanity is doing the same entity over and over another, expecting a assorted outcome. Little J has figured out your system. Time to tread up your daddy game.
In the collateral universe of this show, however, human attention and there are [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] conservatives in Manhattan, and Chuck’s lawyer advises him to temporarily sign over the hotel to a trusted family member or companion in mandate to distance the hotel from the slander and save the affair (which wouldn’t need saving in real life,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], for no one would pedestal their swanky hotel choice on a maid’s grumbles. The people that reside there aren’t cared with the help). Since his dad’s dead and his girlfriend is 19, Chuck decides to sign it over to his mom, who is fresh off of a assured DNA test and whom he has understood for all of a week. Brilliant. Now he just has to obtain her to sign the papers.
There are a approximately inconceivable number of ways fknow next to nothing ofmeone to hurt you, even if you don’t sleep with them – that was the the twee tiny course that our Upper East Siders tried to teach us this week on Gossip Girl, and they did so by getting insulted, deceived, and rejected in a whole host of ways for our narrative benefit, and we all better thankful it. Jenny even administered to defend her delicate ladyflower on our benefit.
Nate was likewise upset, but not with Serena – no, he was upset that Damian punched him in the face in front of everyone and ran off to deflower Jenny, but his inflame didn’t help him detect Jenny and stop her from losing her virginity. Luckily, she didn’t lose it anyhow – she told Damian that she was a virgin and he said it was “no big deal,” and she said that it was, it was totally a big deal,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! And then he tempested out because he suddenly judged that 16-year-olds are too immature for him.
It’s not what it looks like, however – The Ice Cream Summit is a clever(?) ruse that Serena has concocted to set the stage for her dastardly plan – Nate will take Jenny out to lunch, Serena will invite Damian over and seduce him, and Jenny and Nate will come back to arrest him red-handed, trying to bang an antique friend while he waits for Jenny to give up her V-card. In the realm of Gossip Girl schemes, this one actually isn’t bad – it’s not dependent on the actions 8 different people and it’s not going to necessitate involvement from police or the hired help.
And then what does everyone do? They always head apt one of those big events that they all attend so namely the actors can all be filmed attach. This period, it’s some commemoration alternatively devotion just aboutmething as Chuck’s die dad (who, after all check, is still dead), and we should probably argue Chuck’s screenplay before we discuss the celebration. You look,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], he’s been slapped with a sexual persecution lawsuit along members of the housekeeping staff at his hostel, which would have been a no-brainer 2 seasons antecedent while he was often cavorting with Thai hookers, merely immediately he’s a family man with a girlfriend and an undead mother to think almost.
Well, all was right except for Chuck’s problems. Mommy Dearest and her unmoving forehead signed the papers for the hotel and Chuck was happy that the scandal would presently be behind him, but after he left, Uncle Jack showed up to congratulate her on their fashionable accretion, Chuck’s two-timing lawyer in drag. Elizabeth, the lawsuit, everything – it had all been an elaborate setup by Jack to get his hands on Chuck’s precious hotel. I’m not sure accurate how compact decree works, but wouldn’t Chuck have made sure that Elizabeth’s compact was for a specific period of time? Isn’t it perilous to give your business away, no stuff who you give it to? Wouldn’t Chuck’s corporation have a vice chancellor of some sort that would have taken the reins? There are so many answers. Hopefully, one or two of them will be answered afterward week.
Can we talk candidly about the lawsuit, protestors, and religious boycott of the hotel for a moment? That whole scenario would never occur in real life. Employers are slapped with lawsuits of all varieties, including of the sexual harassment kind, every daytime. Chuck is rich and powerful, no one in Manhattan’s essence surrounds would care in the least, and people coming in from out of town to stay at the hotel wouldn’t have anybody mind that the lawsuit was going on. It’s not like he was assassinating prostitutes in the service hoists know next to nothing ofmething.
After he stormed out, Jenny sulked her way back to Brooklyn, where everyone was waiting for her and her dad reconfirmed her grounding. Privately, she claimed to Serena that she had sex with Damian, and that rang so true that it almost ache – of course she would lie about it. In a lot of ways, there’s no greater social oppression in lofty school than being a virgin,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and she might as well take the opportunity to relieve a morsel of it. She wants to feel like a grown up, and if she can’t actually have sex, she might as well create the illusion that she did.
Until he does, however, Jenny is off to the Smith Hotel to make sexytime with Damian, except Jenny is a 16-year-old virgin, so she’s nervous and she keeps bolting before his P gets anywhere close her V. She reserves using school as an forgive, and he sees via it and asks if she’s a virgin. She denies it on the course out the door, of course, and promises to come behind that night for a proper schtupping.
Meanwhile, Rufus has accomplished that Jenny has ditched out on school and texts (of course he texts, he would ambition to look like one of the cool kids, he’s that kind of dad) Dan and Serena for their help, and they’re either in bed with their relative, uh, sexual partners…what are Dan and Vanessa again? Apparently, they’re friends in half of Manhattan and friends with benefits in the other half, with the metro as a neutral region, and they either haul themselves out of bed to head to Brooklyn to solace Rufus and act awkward about their mythological location.
In stark compare to the “OMFG,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],” parent-scaring sale that this show uses, Monday night was all about sex that wasn’t sex – it was soft, squishy emotions. Virginity, cheating, sexual harassing, friends-with-benefitsing, reputed skanking: it was all there, in all of its maladroit glory, with a heaping aiding of dead-parent corporate takeover on the side. Everyone could have secondhand some of the Ativan that Tandrew was throwing approximately a few weeks ago on Kell on Earth. Well, except Elizabeth. She would have fair injected it directly into her forehead,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], which is already no moving.
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