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1. A child the TV series \. . . . .
2. an unfamiliar colleagues and I chat, chat content was terribly dull, the net about how he and his girlfriend, friends, how friends
I am speechless,,,, until after he told a long time, looked at me,,,, it could be, he so much,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I always stand right in the table,,,,
moment, really do not know what to say, blurted even say one thing: your girlfriend is a woman, right?
own Puhan half!!!!
3. junior high school teacher said, when Babylonian civilization, the Sumerians mentioned, the teacher excited about history as \
4. Guokui together to buy food, a man came up: the boss, to the two helmets!
(good teeth, like appetite, eating mother a sweet...)
5. high school class has a student named Huang Jiajian
day to the old school did not see him after class classroom seats empty
to say one thing: Yi, Huang Jiajian people?
called him after the whole class laughed Huang slut.
6. before the test the teacher abnormale the test paper, took a more behind the girls, shouting, \My \
7. Two years ago in the factivityory dry, one day I told my teacher (in fact 1 year older than me) to fruleory work, materials, most of the forty members of a sister, named director. After this matter , my master is very polite, to say: Dong sister, go ah. The results say it has become: \
8. Another time, I buy breakfast, length up and found the owner are usually stern line, so very nervous, after the greeting, the courage of the cook, said: \steamed buns, two breast! \
~ ~ ~ ~ woo ~ ~ two years, first heard the boss laughed so loud ~ ~ ~ discontented ~ ~ ~
9. Friends children six months old, and call to care, after greeting the two sentences to the sentence: Your child is now eating milk or your milk
10. One evening, met an acquaintance, opening said: \
11. night, a roommate entered the room loudly announced: \
12. that day to buy a watermelon, I heard someone ask praises: you have watermelon skin it?
13. drying the yard of a wheat farmer, a few chickens to peck, farmers sweep, chicken scratch, and then sweep and then scratch, the last straw and cursed: \sweep the floor, I scratch, you sweep the floor. \
14. One day to go shopping, urgency, found in front of a cafe, rushed to the front door screaming Webmaster: Do you where the toilet latrine ~?
15. buy lunch in the cafeteria and see the favorite to long bean curd skin, an excitement and the waiter, to a potato skin, the surrounding people are shocked.
16. As a business opportunity for the Bank of China to go to a place of maintenance equipment, cook came out from the hotel after a dutyi forcer, said: \\I mean, at that time to buy a screwdriver, I did not notice that I said something wrong, then the driver has been very aggrieved at me, said: \I was very angry, ferocious, said: \it \! ! That know I was wrong, and hastened to explain for a long time, and now feel sorry for people think about women drivers.
17. political lecture when the teacher once said: \
18. remember \
Zhang Qian came back from the Western Regions, brought new materials iron
condensed out of a two-limitd sword
good, bring it to Guang Liu Che
Guang kept repeating:
Majesty, a good sword (base), His Majesty, a good sword (cheap) ... Ah ...
speechless ... ...
19. really good ass as the heart of hepatopulmonary
20. junior high school when the teacher told Translation Who is this man?
a student translation: Who is this man? The whole class laughed, the instructer speechless
21. last visit to McDonald's, the salesperson said: Come to a bag of potato chips, they said no. I said, ah what shop did not even potato chips, so much turned away. . .
22. midterm exam, even the girls behind the desk there is a pants shape pencil case, I look back,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], pen out, I said: \
23. I remember Lu Yu a dog, next to the surprised yell MM: Yeah, the tail not the dog! !
23. the sun too much ass Yang
24. remember when buying toy guns and filled the circular plastic bullets, directly to the toy store's grandfather, said: buy a pack of the birthal (circular) bullets!
25. classmate explained to me how to make a query call.
I would like to ask a real person answered the phone there,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], or voice, actually said has become: \
26. carrying a lot of things and keep looking at the train station package gg place.
face to a policeman, gg immediately approached and asked politely: \
27. the political class about political issues in Japan, said Japanese samurai pull pull A laparotomy suicide.
teacher said: \
28. there is a call to find a customer surnamed Wang, switchboard phone is a very sweet voice MM, she told me his extension number, I do not know who I'm looking for Wangs is male or female, I would by the step the words, \
29. college, I was studying just bought a cell phone, do the mobile cards, playing 1860 manual desk for a moment excited: How to move with your business. . . , Hands-free, we even heard from Miss polite attendant said: We contacted the shore with the business. . . Laughs all quarters
30. junior year eleven students went to the fish mall I work. Guests got to pick a good fish, my classmates and gently pointing to kill Yutai said to him:
\
31. Yesterday a man said he wanted me to introduce a girlfriend, I had to ask \Death of their own sweat!
32. the teacher asked us: \\
34. One day, estimated to the famous Bridge Road, Tianjin, food store to buy food. Almost every time to buy my wife eat cake! Results day I see the new out of a slightly smaller size of the cake, looks basically the same,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but I'm not sure, then ask the salesman aunt: \Overall supercilious
Results
35. cousin house to open kindergartens, she was in a quicken, asking me to help her take care of the children 1 hour, what a game story. The first time in the face of more than a dozen children, too nervous, tongue tied: \
36.
concave out
convex go ....
37.
original copies of the scripts: I have 110 police officers and wounding two criminals fled after
announcer read: Two hundred and ten criminals and police officers injured after my escape
(Once Upon a reincarstate??!)
38.
my time in high school and my brother a class, he sat behind me
One night we
geography teacher asked us:
you is my sister? Who is the younger brother?
time I stayed out on the
39.
time to buy Liangpi dormitory, the dormitory to another slip in a circle, come home and find my roommate eating Liangpi.
they see me come back, one of them said to me: how do you back? Liang Pi is cold!
40.
day like soft drinks, catch a few steps toward the Lengyin Tan would like to say a bottle of soda, only to see the front of the beer stood, a radical actually said: \
41.
just asked a colleague to read the newspapers sentence \
China has one, and how Singapore can not get out of it negative
42. before the red and white plane with a match called \
43. there is a guide: out of Asia, out of the world!
44. One time, my husband and I fight, he scolded me: \
45. We are a colleague, when he went to driving test, the examiner said the words of a classic:
report instrument, the examiner normal ~~~~~~
46. I remember once, and a sister were children to KFC, the queue when I heard her murmuring a chicken burger, a pair of wings finally her turn ......, , an opening to Xiaofan all, she wanted to say \
47. University students gathering in Forest Park, time to prepare all meals, two men volunteered to go to canteen to buy beer. Squad leader would like to remind them to buy cans of beer to buy, and may have been the talk of world events, the squad leader stand up and shout: \
we all fall down, two boys insane. . .
48. MM told me that the new KFC's \I smile, Miss Kentucky to the sentence: please give me two \.............
shame-_-!
49. Once I asked my students where to live in the hospital the other students a subject, I can not remember something like that, something like medical acupuncture, the results said she was \\
50.
see the uncle of a boy: \
uncle: \
51.
when I joined the League in the school was only me and another girl (that is frightful), our group secretdiffer did not hesitate when the host said: \The remaining students fell about laughing.
52.
a shy male students to the cafeteria to play intervalfast, a breezeow that the master asked him: \That master stared at him a long time, asked: \
53. In college, a classmate and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: \
54. once my sister introduced me to a song, she said, is \
55. primary school teacher before in the open class \, an eye it! \
56.
English class, the teacher: \
students: \
whole position burst into laughter.
57. a classmate of his friends to call each other's grandfather then, that students do not know what they view, mouth is: \hung up ... ...
58. My sister and a child playing at home, she pretconclusioned to a Touch of Zen, very alert to choose not to bite listen to the outside, and then look warily said to me: \
59. peacetime work has been busy, Valentine's Day, work relatively late, rushed to buy flowers, and his wife to cook at home waiting for me, called and asked me what time to go home, I fooled my wife said, but also a long time , glad to hear she is not hanging up the phone, my heart said to wonder you ... ... to buy a flower, and rush to buy chocolate, they rush to play car, not hit a long time, finally found the car, home, rush upstairs, quietly opened the door and saw his wife in the kitchen, and my heart burst of warm, look, jumped in the past, and raised flower trembling and affectionate with his wife, said ... ...
... ... Merry Christmas! ! ! ! ! !
60. Well, read this post again the keyboard are sprayed into the water. . .

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