BBS, 40 University wisest joke

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1. truly romantic marriage proposal should be this: a handsome man invited 10 colleagues to dinner, among them his favorite mm. Halfway through, he suddenly stood up and walked mm side, and then move the entire chair mm had a 90-degree face myself, but at the moment mm mouth full of variety of food ... ... then he suddenly 4 Da money out of his pocket,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], said: \\Now I understand this sentence, \Chengdu,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], tonight please send me a train! (Blue Star)
3. Notice of the award: the President's leadership, the support of Office of Academic Affairs, with back-office, under the guidance of the teacher's teaching, our school received three students sponsored by the Tianjin University of the essay ** Cup Competition first prize. Due to limited space, award-winning student names will be announced! (I love the Nankai)
4. Four students in the dorm playing mahjong, suddenly pol.ice broke in and took the five men were ... ... (Peking University Weiming)
5. Canada Jazz has privately said to me: \: \Question: Why do birds stand on power lines will not be electrocuted?
my bedroom for a student to answer: Because it wears Michelin brand rubber shoes! (Reprinted Please note Mop)
result, he is the only employment of undergraduate school ... ... (drink from the source)
8. University of the event of a military training instructor, the class was that he \The end of military training, to celebrate the liberation of all the beloved instructors enthusiastically into the air, when he happily fall, they found that the following people have ** ... ... (drink from the source)
9. Roommate: Why Chang'e To rush flying to the moon? (I love the Nankai)
me: a shot 九日 HOY, even if he can not stand ah god! ! !
10. One night a couple making out. Excited, the wife to her husband to touch her below, so her husband out of a finger, and his wife met with coquetry not satisfied, then her husband Youshen the one, my wife is not satisfied, angry husband, the entire hand is stretched in. ... ... the results to pull out, he found that there actually wrist watches! Then a sudden bright light, just listen to my wife sings to him: \Flurry の ecstasy of gold armor \(Mizuki Community)
12. Next door to the kid finally vowed to lose weight - graduate job fair, some people said to him: \> 13. a pig on the other pigs, said: \asked how much shoes.
salesman: 240. (Reprinted Please specify Happy End of the World)
wife: can it cheaper?
Salesman: Look to buy your sincerity, then province of a taxi money!
couples: a taxi back to Beijing? ? ? (Lilac)
15. A new life when the train was in Harbin dig package, is depressed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the see not far away someone waving to him. So he ran past the man had disappeared, he was just lying on the ground but dig purse, he quickly open the view, that in addition to money, the ID cards, bank cards, especially the new report card and other things that actually are still ! Also keep the ground next to a line in italics Fen Bizi: Life is difficult, Goodfellas! (Lilac)
16. Go out shopping and found a shop festooned with all sorts of things, close the door glass: great bargain shop, high-grade suits 30 yuan / sets, shirts 5 yuan / piece ... ... inexplicable pleasure in mind: such a good thing I finally caught up! So hurry rushed inside to see the rise in the door of the moment: dry cleaners! (Mizuki Community)
17. Today, I go to school receive a diploma, glad for the pull of a passing man asked: \He said: \, came forward laughing with eyes blindfolded me ... ... Rights *^_^*, Luanxiang of course any real promise will be the thief ~ (Peking University Weiming)
19. new school,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a man carrying luggage to our quarters, he asked a roommate lying in bunk bed: \body strength to throw out a big bag of luggage spread - the results of upper bed board did not! (Mizuki Community)
20. I am a high school writing \
fragments of which: I was driving a luxury sports car, near the Xiao Mi, back to his alma mater. Well coming back to beat his alma mater? To contributions to chant! Warm welcome by students and teachers, principals face smiled abuse, he shouted: \
rewrite content: I rode Flying Pigeon brand bicycles, laden with wife and children to creak ah back to his alma mater. Well hit here? Sponsorship is coming! He is tightlipped president said: \Finally, a former language teacher training and preparation I am sympathetic to 50, and repeatedly told: \! (I love the Nankai)
21. I told a girl confession, but was brutally rejected.
\... hey, no, I like Wu Tenglan ah, but I know I can never in this life before the computer screen hard to see her perform, she herself is absolutely impossible to see, so the horse is simply the kind of story children!
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She looked at me sympathetically, and then slowly, said: \
MM2: That is my singing, ha ha ha ~ (proud of)
MM1: Oh, I thought it was vibrating too! (Mizuki Community)
23. Yuquan Road side before in class, the way many women to sell CDs. One day out of a student, was a struggle of women and asked: CD-ROM or else? Ignored and continue to go. Chase, and asked: humans and animals or else? Even the students saw the lift of her head, two stare at the head, said: and the plants are not? Women's shocked, and then escape! (Happy End of the World)
24. Graduated almost a year of work, the boss finally agreed to a day off. Shopping street one day, a fancy two-shoes than 300, the results looked worse dig more than 200 books, alas, save it ... ... (End of the World University Campus)
25. I went to school four cafeteria in rice eat their way to a car key, anger! Fourth went to school today, the same rice, the result of a car key chain even eat! I'm back to the house gas to the BBS, posts to denounce the class ... ... who could have guessed back at school to see thousands of students gathered in four canteens, a sea of people from afar, not even rely on the canteen door to the past. Wonder,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the homes get a buddy, then curiously asked: \eat the car keys and car key chains, specifically the afternoon of the last class I came Cutting Class, maybe eat a cooking Master Liu Santana opened it! \meals because too many children Miri pebbles, that man is an angry buckle whole bowl of rice on the table. Clear the table next to the older sister sighed: \too many, and made specifically to let the school opened a \the school is willing to contribute it?
a passer-by to fill: the grass, the school really has the audacity ah TMD than the Boxer Rebellion, have also refused to let go I graduated! (ASE China)
28. Beijing proper way the civil service exam multiple choice questions: (Mizuki Community)
70. This year is the anniversary of Long March victory __? a.60 b.70 c.75 d.80
I do not know how many years, just the title of the title number is 70, so I chose b, do not know right ... ...
29 . hazy months, the small girl hair nestled in my arms like crazy: If the sky the moon will be two more romantic to be done?
me: do not know, I know if there are two girls in the moon, then you will be in trouble ... ... (conceal, Mizuki Community)
30. four students from Tsinghua University and Peking University students on the train of four unexpected the case, then chatter.
Beijing University student asked: \(Reprinted Please specify Mop)
Peking University students of course, is to have one vote, so they are very surprised Tsinghua these people how to escape a ticket is checked for. Soon began to check tickets, and saw four students of Tsinghua squeezed into the same with toilets,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the toilet when the ticket inspectors find when they put the tickets handed out through the crack, so that they successfully passed the inspection vote ... ...
holiday on the way back, which has met eight. First
Beida students proudly smiles: \
Peking University students are wondering, the ticket inspection began, I saw that they quickly got into the toilet, and Tsinghua University students are to walk leisurely in front of the toilet began to knock on the door, Peking University students thought it was checked for it , so he handed out tickets, the results of homeopathy to the ticket for Tsinghua students take it, and then hid in the bathroom across the ... ... (Mizuki Community)
31. the final exam, I went to copy the copy room, a lot of people, waiting for ages before finally launches. See the back of a girl that looks good, then can not help but close to the meaning of ... ...
then came up the courage to strike up a conversation: \. \
\I'm copying 300 copies, at night I come and get! \hands away from my chest right? (Happy)
34. a MM to begin practicing breast dumbbells, because the right hand bigger effort, so each time his right hand held 5 times, move left 3 times. III months after the breast success, the results of her boyfriend suffering from strabismus the eyes ... ... (Mizuki Community)
35. Editor: \clawing people Xinxuan, a great desire and call to such a bloody mini-martial arts ... ... \Campus C_chairman)
36. YY Mop common types of writing fiction: a ray of warm sunshine into the room, I opened Xingsong sleepy, hazy ** is being felt something warm and a group surrounded I could not help but laugh: \is, sir, my sister doing the breakfast already waiting for you anyway, but still wake you up so that the most effective thing ~ reproduced please specify Mop)
37. a male dormitory,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], see Kaoyan Male disease is being paved the way for the book on the desk, and security men but in concentrating on research in computer monitors.
then asked: \Male said: \Weather!
39. girlfriend Chen Dao: \br> 40. Wuhan University campus there are articles hill, roadside bushes and cherry trees of Health, because there is no street lights, so at night there is a date place,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], it is also known as the \Several boys dormitory under study up to take this road, I walked, suddenly his (night wear shoes) aside accelerated toward the side of the road we ran, and then the grass in front of a broken foot football fly just listen to \sad to sit there crying: \/ p>