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Wysłany: Sob 11:55, 12 Lut 2011 Temat postu: to the refrigerator during
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to the refrigerator during
commercial breaks? Huhfatty?" [This girl wasn't fat at allbut SlingBlade
likes to push the obvious female insecurity buttons]
Girl "You are a real asshole."
SlingBlade "Settle down slimdon't hate the messenger. Just curious:
Have you ever eaten just one of anything?"
Tucker "Stop it."
SlingBlade "She has-the forbidden apple."
Tucker "Hey dick headhere's my beer bottlego peel the label and
shut the fuck up."
I took Girl 1 to the bar to calm things downbecause unlike Colonel
MasturbationI wanted to fuck the girl I was talking to. Girl 2 actually
Thought Sling Blade was funnyso she stayed at the table to talk to him:
Girl "So you're single?"
SlingBlade "I prefer 'vaginally-challenged'."
Girl[laughing] "You're so funny. I can't believe you're single."
SlingBlade "I'm a 25 year old socially anxiouspre-mature ejaculator
and I'm wearing a Batman t-shirt. Is it really that implausible?"
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After a few drinks I got Girl 1 settled down and back to the tableand
Girl1 and Girl 2 immediately went to the bathroom together.
Tucker "Soyour girl seems into you. And she's kinda hot. You going to
finally close a deal?"
SlingBlade "I don't know. She has a [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]yilai:
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