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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], too. I can't work in the dark."
Submitted by: Tshifhiwa Rambau
1 The Story of a Snail
When a snail crossed the road,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
"I really can't remember,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."
2 Do Me a Favor
The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs, so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and
it won't look as if you've been here all day."
3 The Very Last Birthday
When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead
asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
out answering calls, and at one point he stopped and looked at me . "Would you do me a favor and flip back a few pages when someone comes in? That way
surprised to see the florist delivering a huge,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], beautiful plant. Suddenly,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], without a word, she rushed back to the truck and ,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], with a sad look, turned once to
of sending a gift. At first they protested, but finally they agreed to go along with my wish. So when the doorbell rang on the morning of my birthday, I was
glance at me. Puzzled, I read the card attached to the plant: "To Mom-with lots of love-on your very last birthday.
4 A Call from a Frog
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . "
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class.
5 I'm a bachelor
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse
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